For Jessica upon eventual notice of me being outta heeerrreee

Im so proud of being your big brother that my username everywhere is “aniki” it means big brother in Japanese! That’s like my whole personality! “IM A BIG BROTHER EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!”

I changed your diapers you know! I babysat you for a million hours. It’s horribly embarrassing to admit but I was so young that I didn’t know how it all worked, and I actually thought you were somehow my own daughter. In truth, the gap between us is so wide I think I’ve always treated you more like a daughter than a sister. The way I brag about you to anyone who’ll listen?! Im sooo obnoxious when it comes to you. I say “Im telling you man she’s the smartest, most charismatic kid who ever lived! She was listening to Ethiopian jazz years before it became a popular thing in LA!”

That’s it! That about wraps up how I’ve always felt towards you. I never talk about the arguing, the fighting, or what a vindictive little shit you can be (except for that story about how you killed my bonsai sapling cus it’s just so funny and unbelievable.)

I have never ever been disappointed in you kid, and I never ever will be. Whether you grow up to become president or end up like your big brother, you will always always be the greatest and best part of my life. Despite how shitty and terrible things were for me for so long, Im so glad I was born because it means I got to be related to you!

I love you forever!!!!